Out Of The Office
Justin's out of the office (OOTO), and I was just alerted to this fact when I tried sending him an email. He's known for exceedingly wacky OOTO auto-replies, and this latest one doesn't disappoint.
*Winter Hibernation Alert*
Hi there!
I'll be out of the office in a crudely-excavated snow cave until January 5th, slumbering peacefully due to an Evolution-dictated period of decreased metabolic activity.
If it's urgent, please stand by for a return email as I do have my Berry with me in the cave. I just don't check it that often - too busy eating raw caribou and errant seals who come too close.
Thanks for your understanding and see you in '09
Yours Very Truly,
Justin