4 posts tagged “conversations with nate”
5:32:17 PM Kat: i'm going vintage shopping w/ sarah taylor
5:34:10 PM Kat: she is the best for scouting out deals
5:34:26 PM Nate: why are you talking about this girl like i know her?
5:34:41 PM Kat: sarah taylor, VJ!
5:34:53 PM Nate: *rolls eyes*
5:34:57 PM Nate: lol i don't watch Much dude
5:35:03 PM Nate: i'm not a 14 year old autistic girl
5:35:05 PM Kat: but you know who she is and that she wears vintage clothes
5:35:08 PM Nate: no
5:35:14 PM Nate: i don't know who she is, i'm not kidding
5:35:20 PM Nate: wait is she the molatto girl?
5:35:23 PM Kat: yes
5:35:26 PM Nate: oh ok
5:35:29 PM Kat: molatto - so non PC!
5:35:33 PM Nate: oh yeah?
5:35:37 PM Kat: no one uses that term!!! and it's mulatto btw.
5:35:38 PM Nate: what's the pc term?
5:35:42 PM Nate: oh lol oops
5:35:46 PM Nate: i didn't know it was offensive, serious
5:35:49 PM Nate: what's the term?
5:35:51 PM Nate: Mixed?
5:36:01 PM Kat: mixed
5:36:02 PM Nate: HALF BREED YEEE HAWW
5:36:05 PM Kat: HAHAHAH
5:36:07 PM Nate: mixed can mean anything tho
5:36:12 PM Nate: molatto means white + black
5:36:14 PM Kat: true
5:36:21 PM Nate: mixed can be fucking...indian and martian
5:36:27 PM Nate: oh well
5:36:32 PM Nate: i honestly didn't know it was non-pc
5:36:59 PM Nate: why don't you make one of your stupid "WHYDONTYOU.COM/CALL/PEOPLE/MOLATTO" sites
5:37:00 PM Kat: LOL
5:37:04 PM Kat: HAHAHAHA
5:37:09 PM Kat: whydontyou.com!
5:37:10 PM Kat: HAHHA
5:37:14 PM Kat: blogging it
5:37:17 PM Nate: oh god
5:37:21 PM Nate: you and that fucking blog
Nate: I just got off the phone with a customer in Texas
Nate: his name?
Nate: Painless Blackwolf
Nate: first name Painless
Nate: last name BlackWolf
Nate: fucking awesome
Kat: NOPE
Nate: seriously that's his name
Kat: ya right
Nate: I swear to god
Kat: wow. that rules.
Kat: how could you not laugh?
Nate: cuz I was in awe of his awesomeness
Kat: you should make a collection of these funny names
Nate: there was a girl who worked at Look with me
Nate: named Suzy Creamcheese
Nate: swear to god
Kat: NO
Nate: yes
Nate: i swear
Kat: CREAMCHEESE
Kat: one word?!?
Nate: yeah one word
Kat: holy fuck
Kat: my last name should be creamcheese!
Nate: mine should be dickcheese
First trip to Gandhi Cuisine - winner of Eye Weekly's "Best Roti In Toronto" 2006 Award. The rotis also came highly recommended to me by my friend Nate.
Kat: So I'm getting a mixed vegetable, medium spicy roti, right?
Nate: Don't get medium! You'll burn your face off most likely. Or die. Get medium/mild.
[to Neil]
Kat: Nate says not to get medium - you'll die.
Neil: I still want medium.
Neil: despite death.
Neil: I HATE when people don't let me order what I want!
[to Nate]
Kat: Neil says he's still going to get medium, despite your recommendation!
Nate: well i don't give a fuck, tell him to order full on "SPICY". i hate retards who when you offer your opinion and suggestion are like "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO MOM"
Nate: order the fuck "spicy" then see who's laughing
Nate: i hope you all choke on it and die
[the aftermath]
Kat: I'm back from Gandhi Cuisine. I was the only one who finished the entire thing!!
Nate: thoughts?
Nate: if you eat Gandhi's like you watch movies you probably went out of your way to destroy the experience
Kat: LOL!
Nate: did you eat it cold with a baby crying in the corner?
Kat: i'm about to watch Little Miss Sunshine as per your recommendation
Nate: awesome, let me know what you think
Kat: OH MY GOD
Kat: the opening song - is this Devotchka??!
Nate: told ya you'd like it
Kat: fuck, no one even knows who they are!
Kat: oh wait, fuck.
Kat: this movie is dubbed
Kat: in german
Kat: :@
Nate: HAHAHAHA
Kat: oh well, i'll watch it anyway
Nate: no don't!
Nate: lol why did you download it in german?
Kat: i didn't realize
Nate: what the fuck is wrong with you
Nate: don't watch it like that
Nate: it's one of the best movies of the year
Nate: don't taint it
Nate: jesus
Kat: ok, i'm watching Pan's Labyrinth instead now
Nate: what.. wait..
Nate: is it dvd copy?
Nate: or grainy as hell?
Nate: brutal
Nate: so the most gorgeous movie of the year you wanna watch on grainy ass download. and the wittiest movie of the year you wanna watch in german
Nate: please never talk to me about movies again
Kat: HAHAHAHA
[30 minutes later]
Kat: i guess i'll go to bed
Nate: what?
Nate: you aren't gonna finish the movie?
Kat: i'm falling asleep
Kat: i'll finish it in the morning
Nate: wow
Nate: so you watched one of the best movies of the year while exhausted
Kat: lol
Nate: hey i'm gonna go see Citizen Kane after my laser eye surgery!
Nate: you're a character
